Funny quotes about life and sayings that are inspirational can be the much-needed mood booster people need when life gives you lemons, or even just for a Monday morning!
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him." - Groucho Marx
"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid." - George Carlin
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." - Jim Carrey
"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are." - Will Ferrell