Are you tired of being stuck in the friendzone, constantly pining after someone who doesn't return your affections? Well, it's time to take a closer look at your behavior and make some changes.
If you're struggling to move beyond a platonic relationship with your crush, it could be because of certain cringe-worthy behaviors that are holding you back, ranging from constantly texting them to even creepier acts like a surprising shoulder massage.
The answer to why you can't seem to move past the friendzone with your crush could be one (or more) of the 17 things that are guaranteed to put you there, with no hope of escape.
Texting Your Way to the Friendzone
Sending a barrage of texts to your crush might seem like the way to win their heart, but it's actually a one-way ticket to the friendzone. Not only will you fail to win their heart, but you may also end up as just another person in their contacts list, or in the worst-case scenario, receiving a traumatic block from your crush.
Failing to Hold Your Excitement Around Them
Allowing your excitement to get the best of you when you're around your crush is almost a guaranteed way to end up in the friendzone. While it's natural to feel thrilled and in their presence, maintaining your cool is key if you hope to have any chance at all.
Allowing Your Following to Go Too Far
Regardless of how you might justify it with feelings of love, constantly following your crush around, aka stalking, is creepy and will only result in being friendzoned.
Becoming an Expert Songwriter Too Soon
While expressing your feelings through songwriting is certainly a poetic way to convey your emotions, doing so too soon can be overwhelming and off-putting. If your crush is not a hopeless romantic like you are, it's certainly a quick way to get stuck in the friendzone, and likely never be able to get out.
Not Knowing When to Look Away
It's normal to find your crush attractive, but staring at them incessantly won't make them like you back; rather, it will make you come off as creepy. And let's be honest, who wants to date someone creepy unless they're creepy themselves? But that's a story for another time.
Sending Desperate Love Letters
Sending your crush lengthy letters drenched in love and devotion or penning a letter in blood may seem like the ultimate act of romance, but beware - such dramatic gestures can have serious consequences, including the risk of bluntly getting blocked, not just friendzoned.
Seeing them by “Coincidence”
While it may be tempting to go beyond simply following your crush and try to set up "coincidental meetings," doing so is a recipe for not only coming across as desperate but also ending up in the friendzone.
Stalking Them on Social Media and Liking Old Pictures
Engaging in Facebook stalking and liking everything your crush posts, including old photos from 2008, is like asking them to instantly take you off their potential partner list.
Giving them an Unasked-for Shoulder Massage
Although it may be tempting, giving your crush an uninvited and cringe-worthy shoulder massage can make them feel uncomfortable. Remember, surprise shoulder massages may seem like a good idea in rom-coms, but in reality, they're more likely to lead to a restraining order than a happily ever after.
Being a Secret Admirer
Want to give your crush a case of the creeps? Leave anonymous notes everywhere they go. If, on the other hand, you'd like to avoid being labeled a creeper, try actually talking to them like a normal human being.
Overusing the 'How Are You Doing?' Question
Asking your crush how they're doing is a tried-and-true way to start a conversation. Just don't overdo it - you don't want to become that person who only knows one question.
Constantly Checking Up on Your Crush
Want to make sure your crush doesn't slip away? Keep an eye on and stay connected with them is a possible option. Careful, though, if you're constantly checking up on them, you might come across as a little obsessive.
Being Too Available to Your Crush
Being available for your crush is great, but if you're dropping everything to hang out with them all the time, you might be putting yourself in the friendzone. Have you ever wondered why nice guys finish last?
Expecting Your Crush to Always Be with You
It's easy to get caught up in your feelings for someone, but if you're expecting your crush to be available to you 24/7, you might be setting yourself up for disappointment.
Going Overboard with Support
It's always nice to let your crush know that you're there for them when they need it. But if you're constantly reminding them, you might come across as a little too clingy. Give them some space, and they'll appreciate you even more.
Invading Your Crush's Friend Group
Forcing your way into your crush's friend group is not a good way to get closer to them. It's too obvious and could make you come across as a desperate stalker, always popping up uninvited.
Being a Yes-Person
Are you the type to always say "yes" to everything your crush wants? Well, prepare to be inducted into the "friend zone" hall of fame quicker than you can say "bad boy." Because, let's face it, those guys with a bit of a rebellious streak are the ones who tend to win the ladies over.
Let's make one thing clear
Congratulations, now that you've got a grip on what turns your crush off and instantly gets you friendzoned, it's time to make some changes.
But remember: this article is not about changing who you are, but rather about not becoming a permanent member of the friend-only club.
By using your mind instead of your heart and making a little effort, you can steer clear of the friendzone and enhance your chances of building a genuine, romantic relationship with your crush – and who knows, they may no longer be just a crush.
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