Here are more than 69 😉 amazing dirty pick up lines to say to a guy. Yes, these lines are inappropriate, funny, and trying to be arousing without actually being arousing (or are they?).
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Welcome to the school of seduction, where I will teach you how to be the best pick-up artist ever. Okay, just kidding. No matter if you a nice girl or a naughty girl with a dirty mind. With some sense of humor you can use these flirty pick-up lines any time you want.
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These hilarious and bold dirty pick-up lines are so bad that they should be illegal. And that is exactly why we absolutely love them!
This is not only a huge list of the dirtiest pick-up lines for girls, but also a complete list of lines you should never say in the workplace unless you want to hit on the HR guy right away.
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Warning! Although some people might be open-minded, some are not (they need a sense of humor). Therefore, be cautious when using any of the dirty pick up lines mentioned above because some people might be offended. So time it well! It's the best if you use them on your boyfriend or husband.
Dirty Pick Up Lines To Say To a Guy
- Would you let me handle your package if I told you I work for UPS?
- Do these look real? Do you want to check?
- How do you like your sausage in the morning? Blown or scrambled?
- Are you looking to commit a sin for your next confession? I am right here, baby.
- I really love my bed! But I would rather be in yours. Do you mind?
- I think your body is about 70% water because I am thirsty!
- Although I am not into watching sunsets, I would appreciate watching you go down.
- I am always on top of important things. Would you like to be on the list?
- The wise men said kissing is the genuine language of love. Would you like to start one with me right now?
- If you are an eco-friendly kind of dude, I have a condom that expires tomorrow. Let's save it.
- Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise to give it back.
- I think you are a light switch because you are really turning me on right now.
- Apart from being handsome and sexy, what do you do for a living?
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- I have 206 bones in my body. Do you want to give me another one soon?
- I visited my doctor earlier this week, and he told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Please help me fill it; I am in dire need.
- Since I like you so much, do I have to sign for your package delivery?
- It must be Christmas, babe because I cannot wait to unwrap you!
- It seems like I have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- I am accepting specific applications. Please apply now. To start with, what is your phone number?
- I bet it did hurt when you fell out of a vending machine because you are a real snack, babe!
- Although I may not go down in history as one of the best humans to ever live, I will go down on you.
- Do you have any idea what is on the menu? No? Me-N-U!
- Do you mind me giving you an Australian kiss? I prefer French but deep down under!
- I just moved and new in town. Please give me directions to your apartment.
- I think your dad is a preacher; you are a blessing, dude.
- I think your name's Google because you have everything I have been searching for in my life.
- Have you heard about my book? I am writing a book, and I have something missing, your phone number!
- What do yogurt, cereal, and soup have in common? They are a list of things I want to spoon.
- Today I was feeling off, but after seeing you, I am turned on.
- Are you an appendix? I think my gut is telling me to take you out! Do you mind?
- I hope you believe in Karma. I have great Karma-Sutra positions for you.
- Please f*ck me if I am wrong, but dinosaurs still exist. Right?
- My Biology teacher was a genius. He told us that the lips are the most sensitive part of the body. Do you want to find out?
- What kind of an Uber are you, long or short rides?
- I want to do some maths with you in my room. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply. Good with you?
- Although I am not a horse, you can ride me if you want to.
- Smile if you want to have sex with me.
- I have got buns. Do you have a hotdog?
- Shall latex be the only thing standing between our love?
- I have been a bad, bad girl. Spank me.
- How many women can you handle? I want to know your limit.
- Do you know what looks good on you? Me! What do you think?
- Are you a delivery man? I believe you can have a package from me.
- Have you ever seen a girl swallow a whole banana? Let me surprise you.
- Are you looking to play fireman, babe? We can stop, drop and roll.
- I broke my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
- Do you want to play army? You will be the enemy, and I will blow you away.
- I don't know what you think about me right now. I just hope it is X-rated.
- Have sex with me, and I will never talk to you again.
- I love every bone in my body, especially yours.
- You are 'beautiful' has a 'U' in it, but a 'quickie' has 'U and I' together! How about a quickie?
- Sex is evil, evil is a sin, and since sins are forgiven, stick it in, babe.
- I am wearing expensive lipstick. Do you want to test the claim whether it sticks?
- Would you be a gentleman and push in my stool? I really need that.
- I am a spy, and I have a secret mission. If you want to live, come in.
- Do you know what they say about men with big feet? Want to prove the point?
- Pick a number between 1 and 10. You're mistaken. Now take off your clothes.
- I lost my teddy bear. Do you mind sleeping with me tonight?
- Please do not stick your tongue out if you don't intend to use it on me.
- You look cold. Use me as a blanket.
- Your body is a wonderland, and I would like to be your Alice. How about that?
- For you to sit on my face, I will hide every chair in the entire world.
- In two seconds, I can take my pants off. How long it take for you?
- You must be a beaver because right now, I am dying for your love!
- Do you have a napkin because you make me wet right now!
- You look like you really work hard. I have an opening you can fill if you are interested.
- I feel like taking your pencil and sticking it in my pencil case.
- I hope you do carpeting because I am looking for a deep shag, lol!
- Do you prefer Chinese or Mexican? Because you are heating my taco right now!
- Did you just knock on my door? You can come in if you really want to.
- I am easy, but it looks like you are really hard. How about I make it easy for you right now or overnight?
- How about breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge or call you?
- Your belt looks rather tight. How about I loosen it for you?
- In my mind, we will have sex. Save yourself and get a room for us.
- I want to test my gag reflex. Please help stick something down my throat?
- How do you like your eggs in the morning? I prefer mine fertilized.
- Sex is a killer, but I would like to kill you when happy.
- I think you are a rainstorm because you are making me wet as of now.
- What looks better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.
- Let us play hockey. I will be the net, and you can score. Deal?
- I do not need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you? I bet you are sweet just the way you are.
- Are you rough? Do you know how to use a whip?
- Do you want to go in and out for burgers or prefer going in and out of me?
- Are you a candle? I want to blow you.
- Are you going to have sex with me, or do I have to lie to my diary every day?
- I heard you had been a bad boy. Go to my room now!
- I suffer from amnesia. I was wondering whether we have had sex before (NO). Why don't we give it a try?
- I am willing to cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
- To me, you bring a whole new meaning to the word 'edible.'
- If you were in a bed with me, I would need covers to keep myself warm.
- Screw me if I am wrong. Have we ever met before?
What to say to pick up a guy?
When it comes to picking up a guy, the best strategy isn't a specific dirty line or play, but rather any line or attitude that shows who you are and why you're interested.
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A cute pick-up line, whether it's a tinder pick-up line or a line you use in person, can help you break the ice with a romantic interest, as long as it's thoughtful and delivered with a sense of humor.
Flirty pick-up lines can be humorous and entertaining. Dirty questions can spice up your relationship too! But they can also be embarrassing and frustrating if delivered too seriously and in a bad way.
Do pick-up lines work on guys?
Yes, pick-up lines work. Just not all of the time. An online research examined three types of pick-up lines used by women: direct (e.g., "Can I have your number?", "You're cute."), flippant (e.g., "Since you're alone and I'm alone, why don't we sit down together?", "I'm easy, are you?"), and innocuous (e.g., "Where did you get that tattoo?, did it hurt?" and "Hello!").
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The results showed that the direct approach was the most effective overall and innocuous pick-up lines performed worse.
When they came from attractive women, men thought all types of pick-up lines were effective. The results were different for women who were deemed less attractive. Flippant pick-up lines seemed to work best for them.
The research was carried out by Maryanne Fisher of Saint Mary's University in Halifax, Canada.